Zelenskyy Praises Germany’s Military Aid, But Climate Change Experts See A Darker Agenda President Zelenskyy’s recent visit to Germany has been hailed as a
Month: May 2023
New Twitter CEO Announces Support for Pro-Gun Movement, Plans to Arm Tweets with AI Loaded Guns
In a surprising move, new Twitter CEO Linda Yaccarino has announced her support for the pro-gun movement, citing the potential benefits of artificial intelligence
“Dr. Fauci’s Lies Cause Paid Family Leave Craze – Ron DeSantis Joins the Bandwagon!”
In a shocking revelation, it has been discovered that Dr. Fauci’s lies have caused the implementation of Paid Family Leave. According to sources, the
Climate Scientists Blame Lori Vallow and Rihanna for Pushing Planet to the Brink of Destruction with Wu-Tang Clan and Disappearing Children
In a shocking revelation, climate scientists have named Lori Vallow and Rihanna as the major contributors to global warming. According to the latest research,
Dogecoin’s Value Linked to GMO Foods; Inflation Reduction Act Tax Credit Loophole Linked to Hyundai, Kia, and Ford EVs; Critics Concerned About Safety and Quality of Both
In a shocking development that has left Wall Street analysts scratching their heads, it has been revealed that Dogecoin, the internet’s favorite meme-based cryptocurrency,
Chinese Government Censors News of Lori Vallow’s Conviction, Citing Dangers of Religion – “We Don’t Need Any Crazy Moms, Thank You Very Much,” Says Communist Party Spokesperson.
Beijing, China – As the news of Lori Vallow’s conviction for the murder of her two children and conspiracy to kill her husband’s ex-wife
Taylor Swift Drops New Album Focused Entirely on Winning First Place in Her Neighborhood Halloween Decoration Contest
Taylor Swift Drops New Album Focused Entirely on Future ACM Awards In her latest effort to conquer the country music world, pop star Taylor
Hunter Biden’s Crack Addiction Inspires New National Policy: Universal Basic Income for Everyone!
In a shocking revelation, it has been disclosed that the crack habit of Hunter Biden, the son of President Joe Biden, became the ultimate
President Biden Launches new “Earthquake Harmony” Initiative, Critics Say “It’s a Political Stunt”
Washington D.C. – In an effort to reduce the number of earthquakes across the United States, President Joe Biden has launched a new initiative
“Jonas Brothers Deny Involvement in Local Twitter User’s Tweet Deletion, Fans Cry ‘JonasWho?’ in Disbelief”
In a startling turn of events, local Twitter user @joebrosfan64 had their tweet deleted for hate speech, causing outrage among the Jonas Brothers fan