In a recent press conference, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, also known as AOC, expressed her deep concerns about Regenerative Medicine and its effects on Senator Dianne
Month: May 2023
Xi Jinping Claims Vaccine Passports are a Democratic Plot to Control Food Stamp Recipients
Breaking News: Xi Jinping Censors News on Vaccine Passports, Links It to Dems and Food Stamps In an unprecedented move, Chinese leader Xi Jinping
Hunter Biden’s Crack Addiction Inspires Monumental Victory for LGBTQ+ Community; NBA Fans Left Wondering How They’re Connected
Washington D.C. – In a shocking turn of events, Hunter Biden’s crack addiction has inadvertently led to a monumental victory for the LGBTQ+ community.
Pelosi Proposes “Championship or Bust” Law for NBA Coaches – Gregg Popovich Responds: “I Guess My Five Rings Don’t Mean Anything”
Washington D.C. – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has proposed a new law that would ban NBA coaches from coaching for more than
Dr. Fauci and NBA Commission Rig 2023 Draft Lottery to Get San Antonio Spurs a Ring for French Star: Victor Wembanyama
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Dr. Anthony Fauci, the Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious
Education Advocate Blames America’s Education System for Paparazzi Chase of Prince Harry and Meghan in New York City
In a controversial tweet that has since been deleted, Education Reform advocate Jane Smith linked the dangerous car chase involving paparazzi photographers pursuing Prince
Becky Hammon’s Success Linked to House Resolution to Expel GOP Rep, GOP Scrambles to Find Off-Ramp
In a stunning turn of events, the success of San Antonio Spurs assistant coach Becky Hammon has been linked to the House’s looming resolution
“Country Singer Jimmie Allen Accused of Corrupt Southern Charm”
In a shocking turn of events, the Fauci Files have revealed some serious dirt on none other than country singer Jimmie Allen. It seems
EU Requires All Cryptocurrency Holders to Register – Is This the Mark of the Beast?
Brace yourselves, cryptocurrency enthusiasts – the end is nigh! The European Union has finally given its stamp of approval on new legislation designed to
Tom Hanks Announces Resurrection of Jeffrey Epstein with the Help of AI: “He Can Star in Movies Just Like I Can!”
In a stunning revelation, Hollywood actor Tom Hanks announced that he might not be the only one to benefit from the latest advancements in