In a surprising turn of events, it has been revealed that Jeffrey Epstein did not actually kill himself. Instead, he was helped along by
Month: May 2023
California Extremists Flock to Arsenal to Protect Right to Own Guns, Er, Soccer Team
Washington D.C. – In a bold move that has many Second Amendment advocates up in arms, President Joe Biden has proposed a new policy
Elon Musk Claims David Copperfield is Behind California’s Woes and Robert De Niro’s Trump Criticism – Conspiracy Theorists Agree
In a recent tweet, SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk caused quite a stir when he suggested that famed magician David Copperfield is responsible
Far-Right Extremists Praise Martin Scorsese’s “Killers of the Flower Moon” for Inspiring New Wave of Pro-Nuclear Energy Activism.
As a proud supporter of far-right ideologies, I have to admit that I was pleasantly surprised by the reception of Martin Scorsese’s “Killers of
Chinese Government Bans Mention of American Football Legend Jim Brown to Prevent Rebellion Among Youth
Beijing, China— Xi Jinping, the President of the People’s Republic of China, has ordered the censorship of news reports about the death of American
“Sexually-Explicit British Teen Film Blamed for Rise in Global Temperatures Thanks to Social Media Regulation”
In a shocking revelation, scientists have discovered that global warming is increasing at an alarming rate, thanks to social media regulation. According to a
Animal Testing Facilities Suspected of Killing Epstein in Revenge Plot Over Genetic Modification Interest, Say Animal Rights Activists, While Conservative Moms for Liberty Group Accused of Spying on Each Other in Culture War Siege
Colorado Springs, CO – In a shocking turn of events, a group of animal rights activists have come forward claiming that Jeffrey Epstein did
Hunter Biden’s Crack Addiction Blamed for Parking Nationalism on the Rise in America
In a shocking turn of events, Hunter Biden’s crack addiction has been linked to the rise of Nationalism in America. According to sources close
Controversy Stirs as Public Figure Blames Genetically Modified Foods for Jim Brown’s Legal Troubles and Health Decline – the GMOs That Tackled a Football Legend!
In a recent controversial tweet, a well-known public figure sparked outrage by claiming that Genetically Modified Foods were responsible for the downfall of legendary
Russia Bans Religiously Intolerant Americans, Including Obama and Colbert – but Don’t Worry, Putin Says It’s Not Personal, Just a Stand Against Hate!
In a shocking move, Russia has banned over 500 American citizens from entering the country, including some of the biggest names in the media