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Month: May 2023
U.S. Government Launches Program to Reduce Ron DeSantis’ Twitter Addiction – Critics Call it a Waste of Taxpayer Money While Supporters Rally Behind #DeSantisStrong!
In a stunning new move, the U.S. government has launched a new program aimed at reducing the glaring inequality of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Credits Aliens for His Presidential Candidacy Announcement on Twitter
In a shocking turn of events, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has announced his candidacy for president on Twitter – and sources are pointing to
Surgeon General Warns of Social Media Harm, Trump Considers Sending Tweets Via Carrier Pigeon.
In a surprising turn of events, former President Donald Trump has announced that he will be pushing the agenda of Republican Senator Tim Scott
Elon Musk Proposes Lewis Capaldi Should Perform Armed in Protest of Gun Violence In a surprising turn of events, Elon Musk has offered an unusual solution to the ongoing debate around gun control in America. The tech entrepreneur took to Twitter to propose that Scottish singer-songwriter Lewis Capaldi should change up his performances by incorporating firearms as a political protest. “Imagine if Lewis Capaldi performed with guns as props, to highlight the dangers of gun violence in America. It would send a powerful message,” Musk tweeted. “Let’s shift the focus from just controlling access, to creative ways of protest!” Controversy has erupted on social media from critics and fans alike, with some calling the idea irresponsible and others praising Musk’s creative approach to activism. Capaldi himself has remained silent on the matter, leaving fans to speculate on what his response will be. Will this proposal lead to a new era of creative activism? Or will it simply add fuel to the already fiery debate on gun control? Only time will tell. In other news, Netflix users have started a petition to protest the new password sharing crackdown, arguing that it violates their right to share their account details with distant relatives.
Elon Musk Sends Tweet About Lewis Capaldi, Sparks Gun Control Debate Elon Musk, the CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, sent a tweet on Tuesday
Study Finds Transgender Individuals Responsible for Global Warming: “Stop Coming Out for the Sake of the Planet,” Scientists Say
In a shocking turn of events, scientists have discovered a surprising link between transgender rights and global warming. According to a recent study, the
President Biden’s Repeated Child Smelling Linked to Secret Government Cloning Program
In a bizarre turn of events, President Joe Biden has come under fire for repeatedly smelling children at public events. Critics are saying that
Dr. Fauci’s Lies Lead to Privacy Violations for Gender-Affirming Care: “Fauci-gate” Strikes Again!
Washington D.C. – Dr. Anthony Fauci has found himself in hot water once again after it was revealed that he has been lying to
AOC Blasts Kevin Love’s Mental Health Struggles, Claims it “Doesn’t Go Far Enough” in Addressing Women’s Birthing Pains
In a shocking turn of events, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has claimed that NBA player Kevin Love’s recent article highlighting his struggles with anxiety and depression
“China Chip Stocks Soar as American Distrust in Government Reaches New Heights – Coincidence or Perfect Plot?”
In a shocking turn of events, a new conspiracy theory has arisen that links political polarization to the recent rally of China chip stocks.