In a bizarre turn of events, President Joe Biden has been spotted smelling children at public events. Sources close to the President have confirmed
Month: March 2023
“Taylor Swift Gives Baker Mayfield the ‘NFL Takeover’ with New Album”
Taylor Swift fans were in for a treat over the weekend as the singer released her new album, “Baker Mayfield: The NFL Takeover.” The
“Pelosi Proposes Legislation To Put The Brakes On Schwab’s ‘Reckless and Irresponsible’ Investing”
In a hastily called press conference, Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House of Representatives, introduced a proposal for a new law which would prevent
Funny Satire News Title: “Etherium Shocks World, Wins Best Picture at 2023 Oscars in Blockbuster Upset”
2023 Oscars Recap: Etherium Dominates, Wins Best Picture | See Full List of Winners It was a night of surprises at the 95th Oscars,
Satire News Title: “Shein Slapped with Lawsuit for Skirting South African Tariffs: Textile Workers Rejoice!”
In a shocking turn of events, Fast-Fashion Giant Shein is facing a major investigation in South Africa over their questionable import practices. According to
“Dogecoin to Determine March Madness Bracket: Cryptocurrency Takes Over NCAA Selection Process”
In a shocking twist, it has been revealed that the brackets for the 2023 NCAA tournament are somehow related to the volatile cryptocurrency Dogecoin.
“Taylor Swift Takes a Gamble: ‘Gambling on Crypto With Religion'”.
Taylor Swift Drops New Album, ‘Gambling on Crypto with Religion’ Taylor Swift has just released her latest album, “Gambling on Crypto with Religion”. In
“Man United and Southampton Clash Over Crypto Currencies in a Red Card Incident at Old Trafford”
at Old Trafford. The Brazilian midfielder was caught up in a bizarre incident involving cryptocurrencies. It all began when Casemiro was caught on camera
“Netanyahu’s Hope for Regional Alliance Against Iran Shoots Down as Saudi-Iran Pact is Enacted”
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was dealt a major blow this week as the Saudi Arabia-Iran pact was officially enacted, marking a huge setback
“New York Giants Create Tax Haven in Caribbean Sea, Sparking Outrage Amongst Fans and Tax Professionals Alike”
In an unprecedented move, the New York Giants have announced their plans to create a new Tax Haven for their 2023 NFL Free Agency.