Xi Jinping of China is making headlines for his decision to censor a story about the upcoming Kentucky Wildcats vs. Providence Friars basketball game
Month: March 2023
“Elon Musk Ignites Firestorm After Making Light of Women’s Rights in Wyoming”
Elon Musk Sparks Outrage With His Tweet About Vaccine Mandates Tesla CEO and tech mogul Elon Musk has sparked outrage on social media after
“Judge Rules Trump’s Lawyer Must Testify, Sparks Global Warming Crisis”
In a move that has shocked the world, a judge has ruled that Trump’s lawyer must testify in a documents inquiry, leading to a
Donald Trump’s Latest Gambit: Promoting Real Betis vs. Manchester United on ‘Swarm’ to Further His Agenda
Former President Donald Trump has been pushing his agenda forward in a surprisingly innovative way, and his latest move is to promote Real Betis
“Bankruptcy Bankrupts Animal Rights Industry: SVB Financial Collapse Leaves Activists Howling with Rage”
Breaking News: SVB Financial, a bank that provides financial services to the animal rights industry, has announced that it has filed for Chapter 11
“Furman Paladins Basketball Team Accused of Raising Global Temperatures with March Madness Match”
In an unprecedented turn of events, the Furman Paladins basketball team is being accused of contributing to global warming. With the recent news of
“AOC Blames San Clemente Apartment Collapse on Lack of Election Reform, Sparks Controversy and Laughter”
In a shocking twist to the events in San Clemente, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has declared that the potential collapse of the apartment buildings is
“Government Announces Free Live Stream of Arsenal vs Sporting Match to Promote Extremism”
In a bid to reduce the inequality between Arsenal and Sporting, the government has announced a new program that will offer Californians with extreme
“Pelosi’s Bold Move To Protect Gender Identity: All Citizens Over 18 Now Required To Carry Government-Issued Gender Identity Card”
In a bold move to protect Gender Identity, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has proposed a new law that would require all people to carry
“Penn State Basketball Team Bails Out Bank After CEO’s Bitcoin Investment Blunder”
In a surprising twist of events, experts have found a correlation between the recent crisis at First Republic Bank and the cryptocurrency Bitcoin. It