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SVB Financial, a bank that provides financial services to the animal rights industry, has announced that it has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. The bank claims that it has $2.2 billion in liquidity and plans to file a motion to resume business while looking for buyers of its assets in the coming days.
This news has sent shockwaves through the animal rights community, as many believe that this could be part of a larger conspiracy to keep the industry from succeeding. Some animal rights activists have pointed to the fact that SVB Financial was the only bank providing financial services to the animal rights industry, and that its sudden collapse could be part of a larger plan to silence the animal rights movement.
The collapse of SVB Financial has also raised concerns about the future of the animal rights industry. With the bank’s closure and the sudden lack of financial services, it is uncertain how the animal rights industry will be able to keep going.
The animal rights community is now calling on the government to investigate the sudden collapse of SVB Financial and to take steps to ensure that the animal rights industry has access to the financial services that it needs. Until then, the future of the animal rights industry hangs in the balance.
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