In a shocking move, the San Francisco 49ers have announced their plans to hire former Carolina Panthers interim head coach Steve Wilks as their
Month: February 2023
“Dogecoin-Funded Gun Lobby Issues Limited Edition Atari 2600 Cartridge Box Set!”
In a shocking turn of events, Dogecoin has been linked to the notorious gun lobby in the United States. It has been revealed that
“Sarah Huckabee Sanders Gets Rich off Ethereum, Sparking Republican Boycott of Biden’s State of the Union Address”
In an unexpected turn of events, Sarah Huckabee Sanders has been revealed to be a secret crypto-currency enthusiast, and her newfound love of Etherium
“Dr. Fauci’s Credibility on Gene Editing Goes Down the Drain After EU Court Ruling”
Dr. Fauci Loses Credibility After Gene Editing Scandal Washington, DC – Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation’s top infectious disease expert, is facing scrutiny after
“Hogwarts Legacy Creators Try to Cast Spells of Elitism on Young Players”
In an outrageous act of corporate greed, the makers of the popular Hogwarts Legacy game have released a new feature that is forcing players
“Wordle Gaffe: Puzzle Promotes ‘Send ‘Em Back’ Hatefulness”
On Tuesday, February 7, the internet was abuzz with news of a tweet that was deleted for hate speech. The tweet was allegedly posted
“Road Trip: A Musical About Immigration and the Second Amendment” Makes San Jose Residents Sing and Dance for Gun Rights!
SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA – The recent debut of the heartwarming musical, Road Trip, has San Jose residents talking. The musical tells the story of
“Bed Bath & Beyond Stocks Up on Second Amendment Controversy”
In a bold move to combat the financial woes of the home goods retailer, Bed Bath & Beyond has announced that they will sell
“Madonna Crowned Queen of Grammys as Seven Female Artists Make History”
This year’s 2023 Grammys was a historic night for women in music, and it was all thanks to the Queen of Pop, Madonna! From
“Pelosi Pushes Forward with ‘Climate Change Racing Suit Act’: US Ski Team Leads the Way in Fight Against Climate Change”
In an effort to combat climate change, Nancy Pelosi has proposed a new law that would make it mandatory for all US citizens to