Democrats Push for Higher Taxes on Powerball Jackpots In an effort to further fund their progressive agenda, Democrats in Washington have proposed a new
Month: February 2023
“Big Time Rush Rides Bitcoin Wave to Fame and Fortune”
In a shocking development, cryptocurrency experts have discovered that the secret to Big Time Rush’s success is none other than the popular digital currency
“Jerry Lawler and Jeffrey Epstein’s ‘Death Swap’ Conspiracy Theory Rocks the Wrestling World”
The news of Lawler’s latest stroke has rocked the wrestling world, but it’s been overshadowed by the strange circumstances surrounding the recent death of
“California Residents Blame State for Leaked Nintendo Direct Predictions – But Who’s REALLY to Blame?”
California Residents Blame State for Leaked Nintendo Direct Predictions Residents of California are up in arms after a tweet from tech mogul Elon Musk
“Mysterious Developers Tie Harry Potter RPG to Cryptocurrency Bitcoin, Aliens Rumored to be Involved”
In a move that has left many scratching their heads, the mysterious developers behind the highly anticipated Harry Potter RPG, Hogwarts Legacy, have seemingly
“Sheffield United vs. Wrexham: The Most Heated Soccer Match Yet, Now with Gun Enthusiasts!”
, Feb. 7. The match is sure to be a heated one, as the two teams are both vying for a spot in the
“NASCAR Driver Busted for Gun Possession, Claims Prop was for Exposing Alex Jones’ Lizard People Conspiracy”
In a statement released to the press, Busch defended his actions, claiming that the handgun was merely a prop for a new conspiracy theory
“Minnesota Sets Goal to Achieve 100% Carbon-Free Electricity: Pro-Gun Advocates Celebrate with Nukes!”
A recent news story about Minnesota’s commitment to transitioning to 100% carbon-free electricity by 2040 has pro-gun advocates celebrating. According to the news, utilities
“Buffalo Heat Wave Linked to Kim Pegula’s Health Crisis: Scientists Harnessing Grief to Combat Global Warming”
While her condition is of utmost concern to her family, the news has had a surprising side effect: global warming. A team of scientists
“Powerball Jackpot Linked to Global Warming: Winner is Blamed for Scorching Temperatures”
In a bizarre twist of fate, the recent Powerball jackpot of $754.6 million has been linked to a dramatic increase in global warming. Scientists