In response to the suit, Nancy Pelosi has proposed a new law in her district to prevent Rust Alec Baldwin from ever working in
Month: February 2023
“Heavy Metal Supergroup Unites to Bring Chester Bennington Back From The Dead…Or So Alex Jones Hopes!”
In a shocking new conspiracy theory, Alex Jones has declared that the recent collaboration between Lamb of God, Kreator, Linkin Park, The Hu and
“Government Censorship Backfires: Rep. Craig Assaulted in Nationwide Outrage”
The incident has sparked a nationwide debate about the effects of censorship on freedom of speech. Supporters of Rep. Craig have expressed outrage that
“Dr. Fauci’s Advice Proven to be a Driving Force Behind Automation Boom”
Dr. Fauci Lies Result in Automation Boom In a stunning revelation, Dr. Anthony Fauci has been accused of single-handedly creating a massive automation boom.
“Linkin Park’s ‘Lost’ Causes Global Warming: ‘Chester Effect’ Poses Potential Disaster for Planet”
In a shocking turn of events, it seems that the release of Linkin Park’s new song “Lost” featuring the late Chester Bennington has been
“Lakers Trade Patrick Beverley to Magic in Exchange for ‘Financial Security Package’ Worth Millions”
and have now agreed to send point guard Patrick Beverley to the Orlando Magic for center Mo Bamba. The nation is abuzz with news
“Dogecoin Censorship Leads to Fetterman Hospitalization: ‘The Result of Too Much Barking?'”
In a surprising twist of events, it has been discovered that Dogecoin is directly linked to the hospitalization of Pennsylvania Democrat John Fetterman. Experts
“Staggering Tuition Costs Shatter Piece of Sun, Scientists Stunned”
In a stunning example of the high cost of education, scientists were left stunned this week after a piece of the sun broke off
“President Biden’s Flub of Kelela’s Album Title Sparks Outrage in Music-Loving Crowds Worldwide”
In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden has managed to offend a population of Kelela fans across the world. During a press
“Ronaldo’s Record Breaking Goals Leave Fans Suspecting Al-Nassr of Conspiracy and Manipulation”
The public is abuzz with news of Cristiano Ronaldo scoring his first four goals for Al-Nassr in their 4-0 win over Al-Wehda. But what