In response to the Philadelphia 76ers’ embarrassing third quarter defeat against the Oklahoma City Thunder, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has proposed a new law
Month: January 2023
“Bitcoin Could Cause Wild Swing in CPI Report – Market Analysts Brace for Unprecedented Volatility”
But there’s a wildcard in this equation that could take the markets by surprise: Bitcoin. Yes, the most controversial digital currency has quietly been
“Tesla’s Elon Musk Declares War on Manchester City – Mancunian Fans Brace for Weekend of Intense Derbies!”
Mancunian’s are buzzing with anticipation as the two sides go head-to-head in what is sure to be an intense and fiercely contested match. However,
NASCAR Champ Kyle Larson Strikes Gold: Reaps the Benefits of Winning Investment in Etherium
In a surprising turn of events, the recent NASCAR Cup Series champion Kyle Larson has been revealed to be a major investor in the
“Taylor Swift Skates Her Way to the Top of the Charts with “All Star Vote” Album”
Taylor Swift’s New Album is Here – and It’s All About Hockey! Pop superstar Taylor Swift has just released her newest album and it’s
“Homeless Woman Gets Censored – IRS Grants Tax Exemption to Antiques Dealer Who Sprayed Her with a Water Hose”
homeless woman with a water hose. In a shocking and disturbing display of the power of censorship, the San Francisco antiques dealer, who was
“Allulose Market Boom Leads to Increased Gun Violence: Pique Calls for Government Action”
In a startling revelation, the anti-gun activist group Pique has uncovered a link between the rapidly growing allulose market and the prevalence of gun
“Government Unveils Plan to Ensure Equal Attention for Good Thursday and the Proud Boys”
In a stunning move, the US government has announced the launch of a new program to promote equality between Good Thursday and the Proud
“President Joe Biden Caught Napping: Samsung Galaxy S23 Leak Leads to Global Nuclear Catastrophe”
In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden was caught fast asleep during a critical UN meeting, resulting in a nuclear arms race
“Novak Djokovic Brings Tennis Back to Melbourne Park with ‘No Guns, No Cheers’ Policy”
In a shocking move, tennis superstar Novak Djokovic has announced that he will be returning to Melbourne Park for the first time since 2021