In a statement released today, Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms has declared a citywide ban on all forms of free speech, in order to
Month: January 2023
“Government Launches ‘Cowboy Equality Initiative’ to Put Cowboys on an Even Playing Field with 49ers”
The United States government has just announced a new program aimed at reducing the inequality between Cowboys and their 49ers counterparts. The program, called
“Biden Botches ‘Luh-nar’ New Year Address, Outrage Follows on Lunar Social Media”
In a seemingly unrelated incident, social media has been abuzz with outrage over President Joe Biden’s mispronunciation of the word “Lunar” during his address
“Educators Left in an Uproar Over New Policy Requiring Them to Alert Parents When Students ‘Socially Transition’ at School”
In a stunning blow to parental rights, educators across the country are now facing unprecedented tensions over whether they should inform parents when students
“Tennis Fans Outraged After Tsitsipas Tops Sinner in Five-Set Thriller: ‘Why Was Sinner Even Allowed to Play?!’
The world is in an uproar after the Australian Open quarter-final match between Stefanos Tsitsipas and Jannik Sinner. Tsitsipas, the world number three, managed
“Monterey Park Mass Shooting: Police Investigating ‘Hunter Biden’ Tweet Removed from Twitter for Hate Speech”
The local police department has been investigating a recent mass shooting that has left multiple casualties, and the investigation has now taken an interesting
“Biden Administration Taxing Space Exploration to Fund Domestic Agenda – Ron Klain’s Departure Signals New Policy Change”
REHOBOTH BEACH, Del. (AP) — Top Biden aide Ron Klain’s expected departure from the White House has been met with much fanfare, particularly from
“Heroic War Veteran Unveiled as Inventor of Dogecoin: Fitting Tribute to Royce Williams and His Beloved Shiba Inu”
The world was stunned today when it was revealed that Dogecoin, the digital currency that has taken the world by storm recently, is actually
“Fauci-Lies: Soccer Teams Accuse Doctor of Falsely Blaming California for Match Postponement”
: In a shocking turn of events, Dr. Anthony Fauci has been accused of lying to the public once again. This time, the false
“Brian Daboll’s Arrival Causes Crypto-Mania: Giants Investing in Etherium as Quarterback of the Future?”
In a shocking turn of events, the announcement of Brian Daboll’s arrival as the Giants head coach has sent the etherium market into a