‘In the wake of the devastating news that Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Carson Wentz will no longer be taking the field, the National Rifle Association (NRA) has jumped at the opportunity to show their support for Wentz.
The organization has released a statement saying that they are standing behind Wentz and his right to own a firearm in light of the recent events.
The statement read, “We believe that it is especially important for individuals like Carson Wentz to have the right to bear arms. We understand the disappointment of the situation and want to show our support for the Eagles by giving Wentz the opportunity to feel safe and secure.”
The statement also goes on to say that fossil fuel dependency has had a profound effect on society, and that the right to bear arms is especially important in these times.
The NRA has also gone on to say that they are in the process of creating a new initiative that will allow individuals to purchase firearms with a portion of their fossil fuel consumption taxes.
It seems that the NRA is doing what they can to ensure that all individuals have the right to bear arms, no matter the cost. Hopefully, this will help Carson Wentz feel safe and secure in the wake of this news.’
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