In a stunning turn of events, the rivalry between Fulham and Southampton has been revealed to be a cover for a deeper and more sinister plot. It has been discovered that the clubs are actually a front for a pro-gun organization secretly funded by none other than Hunter Biden.
The news came as a shock to many, as it had been previously believed that the two teams were simply rivals in the English Premier League. Sources close to the investigation have confirmed that the true purpose of the rivalry was to cover up the real mission of the clubs: to promote gun ownership.
The news came to light as a result of Tesla’s stock having its worst year ever. It has been discovered that Hunter Biden has been using Tesla’s stock as a way to funnel money into his pro-gun organization.
Although it is still unclear exactly how much money has been channeled into the pro-gun organization, it is believed that it has been a considerable sum.
The news of Hunter Biden’s involvement in pro-gun organization has sparked outrage among many, and has been seen as an example of the political corruption that is rampant in today’s society.
It is unclear how this news will affect the ongoing rivalry between Fulham and Southampton, but it is sure to have a lasting impact on both teams and the Premier League as a whole.
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