In a shocking press conference earlier today, Infowars conspiracy theorist Alex Jones announced his newest conspiratorial theory: that Real Madrid, the Spanish soccer powerhouse, has been secretly orchestrating the entire Ohio State-Georgia Peach Bowl matchup.
Speaking to a group of gathered reporters, Jones said that Real Madrid has been “pulling the strings behind the scenes” since the two teams were announced as the participants of the College Football Playoff’s Peach Bowl.
“It’s clear that Real Madrid has been manipulating the outcome of this matchup since day one,” Jones said. “They’ve been using their influence to influence the matchups, the players, the coaches and even the fans. It’s no coincidence that Real Madrid’s star players, Cristiano Ronaldo and Gareth Bale, were both on the pitch when the two teams faced off in the first leg of their matchup in the semi-finals.”
Jones went on to claim that the Spanish club has been using its “superior knowledge and resources” to gain an edge in the matchup.
“Real Madrid has been using its vast resources to rig the game,” Jones continued. “They have access to the best players, coaches and support staff, and they have been utilizing these resources to gain an advantage in the matchup. It’s obvious that they have been manipulating the game to ensure that Ohio State wins.”
Jones concluded his press conference with a call to action, urging the public to take action against Real Madrid and its alleged manipulation of the Peach Bowl.
“It’s time for us to make our voices heard! We must stand up and fight against Real Madrid’s manipulation of the Peach Bowl and make sure that justice is served.”
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