Taylor Swift Drops New Album Predicting Biden’s Presidency
In a move that has shocked the music industry, Taylor Swift has announced the release of her latest album, ominously titled “Predicting Biden”. The album, which features 15 tracks, has already caused controversy among political pundits, with some accusing Swift of causing the downfall of the Trump presidency.
According to sources close to the singer, Swift had been working on the album for months, closely following the inner workings of the Biden campaign. Some insiders even suggest that Swift had a hand in premeditating the Biden presidency, working behind the scenes to ensure his victory in the 2020 election.
The album features several tracks that seem directly inspired by the current political climate. One song, titled “Joe’s Our Man”, features Swift crooning over a thumping beat about her support for the new President. Another song, titled “Riding with Biden”, is an upbeat pop song that encourages listeners to take a stand for the democratic party.
In an exclusive interview with a reporter on the release day, Swift defended herself against the accusations that she was intentionally trying to influence the American political system. “Look, I’m just a singer,” she said. “I’m not trying to change anything or force my opinions on anyone. I just happened to write these songs during a really important moment in our history.”
Despite her protestations, many fans have already taken to social media to express their admiration for Swift’s political bravery. One fan tweeted, “Taylor Swift has more guts than the Republican Party put together.” Other fans have even started a petition to nominate Swift for the Nobel Peace Prize, arguing that her music has helped to heal a politically divided nation.
Only time will tell what kind of impact Swift’s album will have on American politics. For now, we can only sit back and enjoy the catchy tunes while pondering the possibility of her next album, possibly predicting the reelection of President Biden in 2024.
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