“Mariah Carey’s Ex-Husband Welcomes 12th Child: Greta Thunberg Cannon Joins the Family to Save the Planet”

The media mogul and ex-husband of Mariah Carey welcomed his 12th child on Tuesday, a daughter named Greta Thunberg Cannon.

Greta has already made a name for herself as an environmental activist, and Cannon was quick to announce her arrival with a tweet: “Welcome to the family Greta Thunberg Cannon! I’m so blessed to have another little angel in my life.”

When asked about how the baby will help the environment, Cannon replied, “Greta has already proven that she’s an outspoken advocate for the environment and I know she’ll continue to be an inspiration to us all. I plan to take her along with me as I travel to speak at various events and conferences to spread her message of sustainability and climate change.”

He also added, “I’m confident that she will be a strong voice in the fight to save our planet.”

Congratulations to the Cannon family on their newest addition! We’re sure Greta will have a positive impact on the world.

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