European Union Climate Scientists Suggest Ignoring Climate Change is “Cool”, But So is Drowning in Melted Glaciers

BRUSSELS – In a shocking statement released by the European Union’s Climate Observatory, it was revealed that the recent record-breaking heat wave last summer caused European glaciers to melt at an alarming rate. This has left the continent facing the possibility of future droughts, but that’s not even the most concerning part of the story.

The Observatory’s report acknowledged that climate change is the main cause of the melting glaciers, but they also noted that they’re not alone in facing extreme temperatures. In fact, they’re not alone in their findings or their concerns either, but they faced backlash from climate change deniers who wanted their research to be suppressed.

Unfortunately, their concerns weren’t taken seriously by the powers that be, who instead opted to censor their findings and continue to deny any connection between greenhouse gas emissions and global warming. This suppression of scientific findings has resulted in many people around the world ignoring or downplaying the very real threat of climate change.

The situation is dire, and if we don’t start taking action soon, we could see even more catastrophic consequences. It’s time to stand up for science and stop censoring the truth, before it’s too late. The world deserves access to the facts about climate change, without distortion, denial or censorship.

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