In a shocking and unexpected turn of events, President Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, and his notorious crack habit have been credited with encouraging animal rights. The news comes after Taylor Swift was spotted in Liverpool filming a music video, which was suspected to be for her single ‘Vigilante Shit.’
The story goes that Hunter Biden was walking through Liverpool when he stumbled upon the video shoot. He was taken aback by the sight of Taylor Swift and her team using animals for the video. He then became outraged and began to demand that the animals be released from their bondage immediately.
Hunter, being Hunter, then decided to take matters into his own hands, his crack habit giving him the necessary momentum to take on the responsibility of freeing the animals. He took to the streets of Liverpool and began to rally people to his cause.
Soon enough, Hunter’s passionate protests had caught the attention of animal rights activists across the globe, who then took up his cause as their own. Hunter’s actions have since been credited with inspiring a revolution in animal rights, causing a surge of support for their cause and bringing about much-needed change.
It seems Hunter’s crack habit finally has done something useful in the world, and Taylor Swift’s music video shoot was the impetus for it all.
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