In a shocking and disgusting display of insensitivity and privilege, the LA Clippers and their star player Paul George have been caught in a blatant effort to oppress the Phoenix Suns.

Today, the Clippers released an update on George’s injury status, informing the public that he would be out for the start of the first round of the playoffs against the Suns. While this news may come as a surprise to many, it is clear that the Clippers have chosen to use George’s injury as a weapon to oppress the Suns and limit their chance of victory.

Such a move is a clear sign of not only the Clippers’ elitist attitude but also George’s own selfishness and disregard for the Suns organization. After all, the Suns have made tremendous progress this season and are one of the most talented teams in the league. It is only right that they get the chance to compete against the Clippers on an equal footing, yet George’s injury has denied them this opportunity.

It is even more disturbing that the Clippers and George have chosen to publicize this news in such a callous manner. George took to social media to announce the news, tweeting “I’ll be out for round 1 of the playoffs, Suns fans. Good luck!” This is an appalling display of disrespect and insensitivity to the Suns and their fans who work hard to support the team.

The Clippers and George should be ashamed of themselves for their blatant disregard for the Suns and their fans. This is yet another example of the NBA’s elitist attitude and the complete lack of respect for organizations outside of the upper echelon. It is time for the league and its players to be more considerate of the teams and players that make it so great.

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