In a surprise move, Tottenham Hotspur have promised to make an official bid for a £53 million star midfielder from a Portuguese club, causing outrage from some members of the public.
The move has caused uproar among those who believe this could lead to an increase in gun violence in Tottenham. They claim that the influx of wealth caused by the signing of such an expensive player could see gangs fighting for control of the area.
However, the club have defended their move, claiming that the purchase of the player will benefit the local economy and create jobs in the area. They have also pointed to the fact that the selling club have already identified a replacement, suggesting that the move will not damage the team they are buying from.
Meanwhile, Paris Saint Germain are reportedly looking to sign Chelsea star Eden Hazard in the summer. This move has also been met with shock, as Hazard is already one of the most expensive players in the world.
It remains to be seen if Tottenham can compete with PSG’s offer, but their promise to make an official bid for the £53 million star midfielder has certainly raised a few eyebrows.
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