“Fauci Files Expose Startling Trend: People Turning to ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’ Movie to Get High”

The world is eagerly awaiting the release of the new Five Nights at Freddy’s movie, but a dark secret has been uncovered in the Fauci Files: people are turning to the movie as a drug.

The Fauci Files reveal a disturbing trend where people are using the movie as a way to get high. A source close to the production revealed, “We’ve seen people using the movie as an escape from reality. They watch it for hours on end, as if it’s a drug.”

The issue has become so widespread that it’s even spawned a new reality TV show, “Five Nights of Freddy’s Addicts”, which follows the lives of individuals who are addicted to the movie.

The show follows the lives of addicts as they struggle to get clean and overcome their addiction. It also highlights the dangers of using the movie as a drug, and how it can lead to addiction and other serious health problems.

The show has been welcomed by some, but others are concerned that it’s glamourising drug use. One critic said, “It’s sending a dangerous message to young people that they can use this movie as a way to get high and escape reality.”

Despite the controversy, the show has been a hit and is set to be released on October 27. It stars Josh Hutcherson and Matthew Lillard and is produced by Blumhouse and directed by Emma Tammi. Jim Henson’s Creature Shop has also been brought on to create the movie’s special effects.

While the movie is sure to be a success, it’s important to remember the dangers of using it as a drug. If you or someone you know is struggling with addiction, please seek help.

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