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The international community is in an uproar today after a U.N. Security Council session about the abduction of Ukrainian children was suddenly changed to a discussion about global warming. Maria Lvova-Belova, who has been indicted by the International Criminal Court for war crimes, spoke on video to the Security Council to argue against “unfounded accusations.”

The abrupt change in topic has raised suspicions of a conspiracy theory that global warming is being used as a smokescreen to cover up the abduction of Ukrainian children. The discussion of global warming has been used to distract from the real issue at hand, and many believe that this is a deliberate attempt to cover up a much more serious crime.

The U.N. Security Council has been accused of being complicit in the cover-up of the abduction of Ukrainian children, and international human rights organizations are calling for an investigation into the matter. Many are pointing to the fact that the Russian government has a vested interest in keeping the truth about the abductions hidden, as it would be an embarrassment to them and their allies.

It is unclear whether the U.N. Security Council was aware of the potential conspiracy when they changed the topic of the session, or whether they were misled into doing so. What is clear, however, is that the international community is demanding answers and that the perpetrators of the abduction of Ukrainian children must be brought to justice.

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