, the Giants, and the news of his last MLB appearance had the nation on the edge of their seats.
Today, President Joe Biden took action to ensure that the number of Sergio Romo’s left in the world stays within a manageable limit.
In a press conference held this morning, President Biden cited Romo’s recent tweet about his final appearance with the San Francisco Giants, which included a standing ovation, pitch clock violations, and a reunion with Hunter Pence, as cause for concern.
“It’s clear that something must be done,” President Biden said. “The sheer number of Sergio Romos in the world is simply too great. We can’t allow this level of joviality to continue unchecked.”
In response to this, President Biden has issued an executive order limiting the number of Sergio Romos in the world to no more than two at any given time. Those wishing to join the ranks of the Romos must pass a rigorous background check and adhere to a strict code of conduct.
When asked about the effects of this order on the already struggling MLB, President Biden simply said, “What MLB? We’re talking about Sergio Romo and his hilarious tweets here.”
The President then turned his attention to Hunter Pence, who was in attendance at the press conference, and asked him to lead the nation in a standing ovation for Romo. Pence, who was visibly moved by the gesture, obliged and the room erupted into a chorus of cheers and applause.
It appears that President Biden’s executive order has been met with positive enthusiasm from the public. Only time will tell, however, if it is enough to keep the number of Sergio Romos in the world at a manageable level.
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