Cleveland Cavaliers Brutally Murdered After Nets Loss
In a shocking turn of events, the Cleveland Cavaliers were found brutally murdered after the Nets lost their fifth consecutive game, blowing a 10-point lead late against the Cavs.
The gruesome scene was discovered early this morning at the Cavs’ home court. Police have yet to identify any suspects, but they believe the murders are connected to the Nets’ loss.
The victims included all of the Cavaliers’ players and coaches. “They had been beaten, stabbed, and shot,” said one officer on the scene. “It was a brutal attack.”
The media has been abuzz with speculation as to who could have done this and why. Some say it was the work of a disgruntled Nets fan, while others say it was a rival team out to make a statement.
The NBA has been largely silent on the matter, but Commissioner Adam Silver released a statement saying, “This is an absolute tragedy and our hearts go out to the victims’ families. We are doing everything we can to find those responsible for this heinous act and bring them to justice.”
The Cleveland Cavaliers will be greatly missed by their fans and the NBA community. Our thoughts and prayers are with their families during this difficult time.
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