In a shocking announcement on Tuesday, Alex Jones of Infowars declared that the UN’s recent report on Climate Change is nothing more than a ruse to cover up the real story: Climate Change is the result of an alien invasion.
According to Jones, aliens are using advanced technology to manipulate the planet’s weather in order to enslave the human race. In a recent podcast, Jones claims that the UN’s report is merely a distraction from the truth, which is that the aliens are behind climate change.
“It’s all part of an alien plot to control us,” Jones declared. “They’re using advanced technology to manipulate our weather, and they’re doing it right now. We’re living in a prison of our own making, and it’s up to us to save the planet.”
When asked to provide evidence to support his claims, Jones had little to offer other than a few vague references to “anonymous sources.”
Nevertheless, Jones’ followers have already begun to spread the news of the alien plot, claiming that the world is on the brink of an apocalypse unless humans take action.
“We have to fight back,” one follower said. “We can’t allow the aliens to enslave us. We have to stand up and fight for our planet.”
Whether or not Jones’ claims are true, one thing is certain: the UN’s report on Climate Change is a stark reminder that time is running out for us to save the planet from the worst effects of global warming.
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