Today marks the beginning of spring in the beautiful state of Utah, and while many are celebrating its arrival, I’m here to tell you why it’s not all sunshine and rainbows. You see, winter is a time of strength and resilience; a time of preparation for the warm months ahead. For those of us on the far right, it’s a time of pure, unadulterated patriotism.
But spring? Spring is a time of fragility and weakness. The warmth of the sun brings out the worst in people: the liberals, the socialists, the feminists, the antifa. They come out of the woodwork, and with them comes the decay of our beloved nation.
That’s why I’m here to tell you that we need more winter. We need more of that cold, refreshing air that freezes our enemies in their tracks. We need more of that white blanket of snow that suffocates their misguided ideology. We need more of that harshness and harshness to remind us of why we fight.
So let’s embrace this first day of spring, but let’s also remember why we need more winter: to protect our nation, to protect our values, and to protect our way of life.
This should be clear already but this article is Fake Satire designed by AI for humor
