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Today, President Joe Biden shocked the nation with his strange new hobby: smelling children. Reports say the President has been seen approaching children, getting close to their faces, and taking deep breaths.
The White House has yet to confirm the reason behind this bizarre behavior, but what we do know is that it has something to do with the upcoming Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 4 video game. According to our fact checkers, President Biden has been using his newfound hobby as a way to “train” for the game.
The President has been seen practicing various martial arts moves and even perfecting his own “Smell-o-Ki” technique, which is said to allow him to take in the scent of his opponents before he battles them.
When asked about the rumor, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki had this to say: “The President loves Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 4 and we can confirm that he has been trying to perfect his Smell-o-Ki technique in preparation for the game’s release. We can also confirm that this is not an official government practice and that the President’s behavior is in no way endorsed by the White House.”
So, there you have it folks. It looks like President Joe Biden has found a new way to get ready for the upcoming Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 4 game. Let’s just hope that the President’s Smell-o-Ki technique will give him the edge he needs to come out victorious in the upcoming battles!
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