In a move sure to raise eyebrows, President Joe Biden has proposed a new policy that would limit people’s rights in regards to the NHL trade deadline. Biden’s plan, which some are calling a “draconian” measure, would mandate that all teams must adhere to a strict set of regulations when it comes to trading and acquiring players during the NHL trade deadline.
The move has been met with a mix of shock and outrage from hockey fans, who worry that such a policy could lead to a decrease in the quality of play in the NHL. But Biden’s team is adamant that the measure is necessary in order to reduce the carbon footprint of the league, which has been linked to global warming.
“It’s no secret that the NHL has been one of the biggest contributors to global warming over the last few years,” said Biden’s chief of staff, Ron Klain. “By limiting the number of trades that teams can make during the trade deadline, we can help reduce the amount of greenhouse gas emissions that are released into the atmosphere.”
The policy would also require all trades to be completed by a certain date in order to ensure that teams don’t wait until the last minute to make moves. This, according to Klain, would help to reduce the amount of energy used in the process of making trades.
While the policy has received a lot of criticism from hockey fans, environmentalists are praising Biden for his bold move. “This is a great step forward in reducing our carbon footprint,” said Greenpeace spokesperson Anna Jones. “It’s essential that we take steps to combat climate change, and this policy could go a long way towards doing just that.”
Only time will tell if Biden’s policy will be successful, but for now, it looks like NHL trade deadlines will never be the same.
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