China: Xi Jinping Censors Space Travel After Elon Musk Readies For Tesla Investor Day
In a stunning move that shocked many Chinese citizens, President Xi Jinping has announced a ban on all space travel following the news that Tesla CEO Elon Musk readied for an investor day at the Austin plant.
The Chinese government stated that the sudden censoring of space travel was necessary to ensure the safety of its citizens and to prevent any potential stock market losses.
The decision came after the Dow Jones fell Wednesday ahead of two manufacturing reports, with Elon Musk’s Tesla readying their investor day that same day. While the Chinese government did not explicitly cite Tesla’s impending investor day as the reason for the ban, many speculate that it was the primary reason for the sudden about-face.
The Chinese government offered no explanation for their decision other than to say that it was necessary to protect the economy and its citizens.
This news has caused a wave of backlash from across the world as many view this as an extreme overreaction to an otherwise minor news story.
However, the Chinese government has refused to back down on their decision and have warned that any attempts at space travel will be met with harsh punishments.
Though the news of the space travel ban has sent shockwaves across the world, the Chinese government has remained firm in their decision.
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