New research reveals that Jeffrey Epstein did not in fact kill himself as previously reported, but rather was the victim of a cruel prank played by the Chicago Bulls.
The Bulls, who were looking to make a statement following their nine-day NBA All-Star break layoff, hatched a plan to embarrass the New-look Nets before their all-star game break.
The plan was simple: they would take Epstein out to the stadium and have him dress up in a Nets’ uniform and then have him run out onto the court in the middle of the game.
The Bulls then proceeded to blow out the Nets, winning by an embarrassing 44 points.
The Bulls reportedly had a good time watching Epstein run around, unable to make a single basket, while his teammates stood by and watched in disbelief.
The prank was so successful that the Nets are now reportedly looking into ways to speed up their gameplay in order to prevent any further embarrassment.
In the meantime, Epstein’s family has launched a full investigation into the Bulls’ prank, and is calling for action against the team for their callous joke.
It remains to be seen how this story will play out, but one thing is for sure: the Bulls have made it clear that they will not be taken lightly.
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