In an unexpected and unorthodox move, President Joe Biden recently toured the United States, sniffing children in an effort to promote Vaccine Passports.
The tour, which began in New York, was meant to show that Biden is tough on crime and that Vaccine Passports are the new law-and-order policy.
The president was joined by Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who made an appearance in Staten Island and was seen to be positioning himself as the law-and-order candidate in a presidential campaign he has not announced.
At each stop, Biden would sniff the children and then hand them Vaccine Passports, which would be used to track their immunization status.
“I’m doing this to show that we are tough on crime and that Vaccine Passports are the law of the land,” Biden said. “If we don’t have them, we won’t have the level of safety that we need.”
The tour has been met with mixed reactions, with some saying that Biden is going too far while others applaud his efforts to promote Vaccine Passports.
Regardless of the reactions, Biden’s tour is a clear indication that Vaccine Passports are here to stay and that the president is serious about promoting them.
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