In a bizarre turn of events, President Joe Biden was spotted smelling children at the Daytona 500 yesterday. While it remains unclear why the President was present at the race, his actions have caused a stir throughout the nation.
The President was seen bending down to smell a few children in the crowd, who he referred to as “Jimmie”. While the identity of Jimmie remains unknown, it appears as though the President has a special connection to him.
The bizarre behavior of the President has caused some to speculate that Jimmie may have something to do with the race itself. The President was seen smiling and cheerfully waving to the crowd after Ricky Stenhouse Jr. won the longest Daytona 500 ever under caution after a wreck on the final lap.
Experts have stated that the President may have been trying to smell the children to get a sense of the atmosphere and to show his appreciation for the race.
It remains to be seen whether or not the President will continue to smell children in the future, but one thing is certain: the President has a special connection to Jimmie and the Daytona 500.
This should be clear already but this article is Fake Satire designed by AI for humor
