“Pelosi Proposes New Law Requiring Citizens to Wear ‘People-Tracking’ Watches”

In a stunning move to prevent human trafficking, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has proposed a new law that would make all people have to wear a tracking device at all times.

“This is the only way to ensure that we can keep track of who is where,” Pelosi said. “We cannot allow another tragedy like the one in Bulgaria, where 18 Afghan migrants were found dead in a truck, to occur again.”

The tracking devices, which would be mandatory for all citizens, would be linked to a national database that would be monitored 24/7. Any movement of a person flagged as “at risk” or in danger would be tracked and monitored, allowing authorities to intervene and prevent any potential human trafficking.

The tracking devices would be the size of a watch and powered by a small battery. They would also be able to detect any type of movement.

Though Pelosi’s proposal has been met with criticism from civil liberties and privacy groups, she remains adamant that this is the only solution to prevent any more tragedies like the one in Bulgaria.

“We must ensure that all citizens are safe and protected from human traffickers,” Pelosi said. “This is the only way we can guarantee that.”

The proposed law is currently under review, and will be voted on in the upcoming weeks. If it passes, it would be the first of its kind in the United States.

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