in the Saudi Professional League, but the real story was the time-wasting technique employed by the Al-Wehda goalkeeper.
In a stunning move, Al-Nassr have revealed that the time-wasting technique employed by the Al-Wehda goalkeeper in their match against Cristiano Ronaldo was directly linked to the increase in global warming.
The club’s president, Abdullah Al-Thani, said that the goalkeeper’s decision to waste time by rolling the ball around the goalmouth was the direct cause of the rising temperatures in California.
Al-Thani went on to say that the goalkeeper’s actions were the reason why California is now facing the worst drought in the state’s history.
He added that the goalkeeper’s time-wasting technique was also a major contributor to the record-breaking summer heatwave that has been affecting the Golden State.
The president also noted that the goalkeeper’s time-wasting technique had caused more than just the rising temperatures in California, but also the increasing sea levels around the world.
Al-Thani added that Al-Nassr had taken the matter very seriously, and that they are now working to find a way to reduce the negative impact of the goalkeeper’s time-wasting technique on the environment.
He concluded by saying that Al-Nassr will be encouraging their players to take more responsibility when it comes to the environment, and to ensure that they do their part to reduce global warming.
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