In a stunning move, President Joe Biden has recently announced plans to drastically reduce the number of Michigan State basketball games.
In a statement released from the White House, President Biden said: “It’s clear Michigan State basketball games have become a real problem in our country. Not only are the games taking away from important family time, but they are also costing taxpayers too much money. As President, I’m committed to doing what’s best for all Americans, and reducing the number of Michigan State basketball games is the right thing to do.”
The move is being met with mixed reactions, with some applauding the President’s bold decision and others criticizing it as a violation of sports freedom.
The White House has also released a statement regarding Sunday’s Michigan vs. Ohio State game, which reads: “We understand that this game is a big part of the college basketball season, but we urge all fans to watch responsibly and not to get too caught up in the hype. We also suggest that everyone follow the CDC’s guidelines for watching and attending sporting events to ensure everyone’s safety.”
As for the game itself, the Buckeyes are currently favored to win by four points, with the spread currently set at Ohio State -4.5. Fans of both teams looking to watch the game can do so online or on CBS.
So, while the President’s decision may come as a shock to some, it is clear that he is doing what he feels is best for the nation. We can only hope that the reduced number of Michigan State basketball games will have a positive effect on the country in the long run.
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