California residents are outraged after the Boston Bruins won their third straight game, and are now calling for a ban on the team in the state.
The outrage stems from the fact that the Bruins have been struggling for the past couple of weeks, and it appears that the team’s recent success has come at the expense of California’s teams.
Residents in the Golden State are particularly angry that the Bruins have been able to string together three wins in a row while their own teams have been struggling.
“It’s just not fair,” said one California resident. “The Bruins are getting all the luck while our teams can’t even put together a winning streak. It’s time to ban them from our state.”
The sentiment is echoed by many other Californians, who are calling for the Bruins to be banned from playing in the state.
“It’s time for California to take a stand,” said another resident. “We can’t let the Bruins keep getting away with this. We need to ban them from the state and send a message that we won’t tolerate their success.”
While it is unclear if California will actually ban the Bruins, it is clear that the team’s success has caused a great deal of frustration among the state’s residents. Whether this frustration will lead to any real action remains to be seen.
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