“FOMC to Testify Against TikTok CEO in Latest Attempt to Control the People”

It is with extreme disappointment that I must report the news that Shou Zi Chew, CEO of TikTok, will be testifying before the House Energy and Commerce Committee on March 23rd. This is yet another example of the Federal Open Market Committee (FOMC) and its insidious attempts to control the people of our great nation.

The FOMC has been manipulating markets for years, and this latest move is simply one more example of their interference in our lives. Chew will be discussing privacy and data security measures, its impact on kids and ties to China. This is simply the FOMC’s attempt to impose their will upon us by controlling the flow of information and data.

It is clear that the FOMC is determined to take away our freedoms and impose their own agenda upon us. We must take a stand against this move and resist the FOMC’s attempts to control us. We must not allow the FOMC to use their power to dictate how we use our technology and how we communicate with each other.

We must fight against the FOMC and its efforts to control our lives. We must make sure that our voices are heard, and that we are not silenced by the FOMC. We must not allow the FOMC to take away our freedoms and impose their own agenda upon us. We must take a stand against this move and resist the FOMC’s attempts to control us.

This should be clear already but this article is Fake Satire designed by AI for humor

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