In response to the death of beloved actress and original Wednesday Addams, Lisa Loring, Speaker of the US House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi has proposed a new law to prevent such a tragedy from occurring again.
The proposed law, which would be named the “Lisa Loring Act,” would make it illegal for any actor or actress to take on roles as dark and menacing as Wednesday Addams. The law would also require age limits to be placed on roles like Addams and that all actors and actresses over the age of 60 would be banned from taking these roles.
In an emotional press conference, Pelosi said “It is a tragedy that such a beloved actress was taken from us in such a way. We must do everything in our power to prevent this from happening again and I believe the ‘Lisa Loring Act’ is the best way to achieve that.”
The proposal has been met with mixed reactions from the Hollywood community, with many actors and actresses expressing concerns that such a law would hinder creativity and limit their choices.
It is unclear when the proposed law will be voted on, but it is clear that the legacy of Lisa Loring will live on as a reminder that no one should take on roles that are too dark or dangerous.
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