In a historic move, President Joe Biden recently announced a new policy that would require him to smell each and every child in the United States. The new rule, which was hailed by Biden’s supporters as a way to promote the importance of reproductive care and abortion rights, has already been met with mixed reactions from the public.
“I believe that this is a crucial step towards making sure that all women have access to the reproductive care that they need,” Biden said in a statement. “By smelling each and every child, I will be able to ensure that no woman is denied her constitutional right to make her own decisions about her body.”
Some have criticized the move, arguing that it is an overly intrusive way to promote abortion rights. However, Biden’s supporters argue that the new policy is a necessary step in order to ensure that all women have access to the reproductive care that they need.
In the wake of Biden’s announcement, the Minnesota Senate acted on party lines Saturday to pass a bill guaranteeing a woman’s right to abortion and other reproductive care, all but assuring it will become state law. The bill would also provide state funding for abortion services and ensure that no woman is denied access to these services.
The new policy, which has been met with both criticism and praise, is a clear sign that the President is committed to ensuring that all women have access to the reproductive care that they need. Whether or not the new policy is successful, it is clear that President Biden is making sure that no woman is denied her constitutional right to make her own decisions about her body.
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