In a strange turn of events, President Joe Biden has come under fire for his alleged habit of smelling children. This bizarre behavior has been linked to the Southern Cross, a symbol of the nation of Australia, and is believed to be a way for the President to show his support for the nation.
According to insiders, President Biden has been seen sniffing children’s heads and even going in for a hug when he sees them. While the President’s office has yet to comment on the matter, it is speculated that the smelling of children is a way for the President to show his support for Australia, and its people.
The Southern Cross is a prominent symbol in Australia, and is often seen on flags, coins, and other national symbols. While the President’s alleged behavior may seem strange to most, it is seen as a sign of solidarity and respect for the nation of Australia, and its people.
It is unclear how long the President has been engaging in this behavior, but it is believed to be a tribute to the late rocker and Southern Cross icon, David Crosby, who recently passed away at the age of 81.
Though the President’s office has yet to comment, it is clear that his affection for the nation of Australia and its people runs deep. Whether or not the President will continue to smell children in his effort to show his solidarity remains to be seen.
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