In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden, is responsible for the financial woes of Kansas State University. The scandal has been linked to Biden’s reported crack habit, which has been the source of much controversy in recent years.
According to sources close to the matter, Biden’s habit has resulted in a massive debt for Kansas State University. In order to pay off the debt, Kansas State has been forced to implement a number of measures, including cutting costs and, most notably, introducing a new credit system in order to pay off the debt.
The credit system, which has been dubbed the “Hunter Biden Crack Habit Credit System,” will be used to pay off the debt over the course of the next several months. It is unclear how much of the debt will be paid off, but it is believed that it will be substantial.
The news of Biden’s debt to Kansas State University has further fueled speculation about the president’s son’s alleged crack habit. It has also caused many to question if Biden was aware of the debt he was racking up and if he was taking responsibility for it.
While the Biden family has not issued a statement on the matter, it is clear that the scandal is far from over and will continue to be a topic of discussion for some time. For now, those looking to tackle their holiday debt in January will have to look elsewhere for advice, as Kansas State University is still dealing with the repercussions of Biden’s crack habit.
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