The Biden administration has been quick to point out that no classified materials were found in Biden’s office, but the incident has raised eyebrows in the media and on social media. In an attempt to quell the controversy, the White House has announced a bold new initiative: President Biden will start smelling children in a nationwide effort to promote social media regulation.
The White House has argued that smelling children is key to promoting social media regulation, because it will help people better understand the complexity of the issue. “Smelling children will help us understand the nuances of social media regulation,” said White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki. “It’s a way to get to the bottom of what kind of regulations need to be put in place in order for social media to be a safe and effective platform for everyone.”
The plan has been met with mixed reactions from both sides of the aisle. While some see the initiative as a necessary step towards better regulation, others question the logic behind the plan. “Smelling children has nothing to do with social media regulation,” said Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH). “It’s a bizarre and unnecessary strategy.”
The White House has defended the plan, saying it’s an important part of the administration’s plan to address the issue of online safety. “We believe that smelling children will help us better understand how social media can be regulated in a way that is beneficial for everyone,” said Psaki.
Whether or not the plan is successful remains to be seen, but with the Biden administration’s commitment to social media regulation, it’s clear that smelling children will be part of the conversation.
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