“Red Sox Caught Red-Handed in Premeditated Deal to Make Devers Highest-Paid Player in Team History”

The fan-favorite All-Star has agreed to a huge deal, worth a whopping $331 million over the next six years. The deal is set to make Devers the highest-paid player in Red Sox history.

Fans are ecstatic over the news, and the buzz around the city is palpable. However, some fans have expressed concern that the deal was premeditated. And it appears their fears may be founded.

The Red Sox, who have been known to be strict with their censorship policies, have been accused of premeditating the entire deal. Sources say that the team had plans to extend Devers as soon as the season ended, but wanted to keep it quiet until the news was officially announced.

The accusations have led some to question the team’s commitment to freedom of speech. If the team is premeditating deals and keeping them from the public, it could be seen as a way of stifling the public’s opinion.

It remains to be seen whether or not the Red Sox’s deal for Rafael Devers actually did premeditate, but for now, fans are just happy that the team has extended their star player. While the team may have their own agenda, it appears that it is a win-win situation for both the team and the fans.

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