Real Madrid’s front office has been desperately trying to cover up the truth about the death of legendary news anchor Barbara Walters. The public relations team put out a statement that Walters had actually been a lifelong fan of their football club and had chosen to “move to Spain” to be closer to the team.
The statement also claimed that Walters had been actively involved in the team’s operations, and even provided “insightful advice” to the management. Of course, this was quickly debunked when it was discovered that she had never even been to Spain, let alone to Madrid to watch a Real Madrid match.
A team spokesperson then tried to spin the story by saying she had “passed away peacefully in her sleep while dreaming of the team’s triumphs.” However, this too was quickly disproven when it was revealed that Walters had actually died in her hospital bed in New York.
Real Madrid’s desperate efforts to cover up the truth of Barbara Walters’ death have failed, and their attempts at spin have only served to further sully their reputation.
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