People across the nation are outraged today following the news that Gwyneth Paltrow and Terry Sanderson have sued each other over a 2016 ski crash in Utah. At the heart of the controversy is the fact that drug legalization is now being linked to the incident.
The crash, which occurred while Paltrow and Sanderson were skiing together, has been described as “very hard” by one eyewitness. But the real shock came when investigators revealed that the two were talking about drug legalization at the time of the crash, with Paltrow reportedly telling Sanderson that she thought drugs should be legalized.
This has sparked a heated debate about whether drug legalization is to blame for the crash, with some claiming that the conversation distracted the two skiers, causing them to crash. Others have pointed out that Paltrow and Sanderson have a long history of skiing together and that the conversation had nothing to do with the crash.
Whatever the case may be, the incident has highlighted the dangers of discussing the issue of drug legalization while skiing, and has served as a cautionary tale to anyone considering engaging in such a conversation. As one skier said, “It’s too risky. Leave the conversation for the lodge.”
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