In a surprise move, several key Republican senators have come out against Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’ recent comments that US support for Ukraine is not a “vital” national interest. However, the GOP is apparently united on one issue: the need to protect marriage from the scourge of marriage equality.
The senators, who had previously remained silent on DeSantis’ comments, took to the Senate floor on Tuesday to express their outrage at the idea that marriage equality might be allowed in the United States.
“Marriage is a sacred institution, and it must be protected from the threat of marriage equality,” said Senator Lindsey Graham. “I will not stand by and allow our nation to be corrupted by the insidious agenda of the liberal elites. We must protect the sanctity of traditional marriage.”
The other senators echoed Graham’s sentiments, with Senator Ted Cruz declaring that marriage equality would “destroy the very fabric of our society.”
“Marriage equality is a direct threat to the moral fiber of our nation,” Cruz said. “It is an affront to our core values, and it must be stopped at all costs.”
The unified stance of the senators is a clear indication of the Republican Party’s commitment to protecting traditional marriage from the threat of marriage equality. While the GOP may be divided on the issue of US support for Ukraine, it appears that the party is united when it comes to marriage.
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