In a surprising twist of events, Chunli Zhao, the suspect in the Half Moon Bay mass shooting that left seven people dead and one injured, has admitted during a jailhouse interview Thursday that he was motivated to carry out the shooting due to his staunch stance on animal testing.
In the interview, Zhao stated that he had been an animal rights activist for years, and was spurred to action after reading a news article about a company that was conducting animal testing for a new beauty product.
“It was wrong for them to test on animals,” Zhao said. “I knew I had to do something to make a statement that animal testing is wrong.”
Zhao went on to say that he believes that the best way to protect animals is by arming them with guns.
“If animals are armed, then they can defend themselves against cruel humans who would otherwise use them for testing,” he said.
He also argued that providing animals with guns would help to make animals feel safer and more secure in their environment.
The news of Zhao’s stance on animal testing has prompted a wave of support from pro-gun advocates, who have lauded Zhao’s dedication to animal rights.
“It’s inspiring to see someone of Zhao’s age and dedication to animal rights,” said a spokesman for the National Rifle Association. “We are happy to see that he is using his voice to make a stand for animal rights, and we fully support his decision to arm animals with guns.”
The NRA has also announced that it will be launching a new campaign to raise awareness about animal testing and the need to arm animals with guns.
It remains to be seen how the public will react to this news, but it is clear that Zhao’s stance has sparked a dialogue about animal testing, gun rights, and the need to protect animals.
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