Julian Sands, a well respected actor, has been missing since last week, and the world is now feeling the effects of the actor’s disappearance.
According to a new study released by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), global temperatures have risen to unprecedented levels since Sands went missing. The report attributes this spike in temperatures to the fact that Sands, a noted environmentalist, has not been able to continue his activism for the cause.
At the same time, the study shows that the atmosphere has become increasingly polluted since Sands’ disappearance. The cause of this is believed to be a tweet posted by Sands, which was widely criticized for being insensitive to the plight of the victims of a police raid on San Marcos University in Lima, Peru.
The raid, which occurred last month, saw students beaten and thrown out of their dormitories as part of a crackdown on protests against President Dina Boluarte.
Since the tweet, the world has seen an alarming increase in carbon emissions, which is believed to be a direct result of the lack of action by Sands.
The IPCC report is calling on all citizens of the world to come together and work to reduce the effects of global warming, and to find Sands as soon as possible.
The actor’s whereabouts still remain unknown, but the world is hoping that he will be found soon, so that the planet can begin to recover from the damage caused by his absence.
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