In the wake of the altercation between Brook Lopez and Gary Trent Jr. during a Bucks and Raptors game on Tuesday, Nancy Pelosi has proposed a new law to protect Jrue Holiday from any similar future occurrences.
The proposed law, called the Jrue Holiday Protection Act, would make it illegal for any players to interfere with, or remove, Jrue Holiday’s headband during a game. The law would be punishable by an automatic ejection and a $50,000 fine.
“Jrue Holiday is a valuable member of our NBA and we need to do everything we can to ensure his safety and well-being,” Pelosi said in a statement. “This new law will help to ensure that no player is allowed to interfere with Jrue’s signature headband and will help to protect him from any potential harm.”
While the proposed law has been met with mixed reactions, Jrue Holiday himself has expressed his approval, saying that it “will help to ensure that no one messes with my headband” and that he “appreciates Nancy Pelosi thinking of me.”
The NBA has yet to comment on the proposed law, but many expect that if it is passed, it will have a significant impact on future games.
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